Also, to clarify…
I’m not ACTUALLY Satan, guys.
trick question
What is the difference between Helen Keller and the blind and deaf people you might know in your life?
— Florida Defensive Driving Course
Helen Keller didn’t write Paradise Lost.
great things I did, because I’m John Milton
Lastly, the thing about the harps was actually invented by John Milton who wrote about angels “plucking harps” in Paradise Lost, basically just because it was the cutest thing he could pull out of his ass.
You’re all welcome; mine arse is a very kawaii place, indeed.
"Like, I just don’t get why this tree is loaded with this heavenly fruit, I mean it’s gotta be doing damage to this tree, so we gotta unload it!"
— Satan to Eve, Paradise Lost Book V
"
[while presenting Jesus]
GOD: It’s a boy!
SATAN: …….Dad, why do you hate me??
"— Raphael transcribing the events preceding the Fall, Paradise Lost Book V
"I snake around in Paradise sometimes saying “AAAAAYO, EVE IS A HO."
— Satan, Paradise Lost Book VI
I wanna be the very best!
Like I said in Lycidas!
(Dun, dun, dun, dundun)
To write the most epic poem
That ever exists in English!
(Dun dun dun!)
I will cover the beginning of the Bible
The book’s name is Genesis
Adam and Eve didn’t understand
The powers of Say-tan
John Milton
Gotta…
I have all 150 of generation one…..and Mew and Missing No.
"The debt immense of endless gratitude,
So burdensome, still paying, still to owe;
Forgetful what from him I still receiv’d,
And understood not that a grateful mind
By owing owes not, but still pays, at once
Indebted and dischargèd; fuck you dad!"
So burdensome, still paying, still to owe;
Forgetful what from him I still receiv’d,
And understood not that a grateful mind
By owing owes not, but still pays, at once
Indebted and dischargèd; fuck you dad!"
— Satan, Paradise Lost Book IV
(Source: uncyclopedia.wikia.com)
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But… You’re not John Milton. And I’m not Tesla. I’m just a girl who likes pigeons and can’t talk.
No, you’re right. I’m not John Milton, technically. I’m actually his daughter, Anne. But since my dad is the b-word (pssst, it’s blind!!) I upkeep this tumblr for him!!
